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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cat go to the doctors? Because it wasn't feline well"
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"I'm gonna call my mom 26 times today to tell her about all the nothing that I'm doing, just to even the score."
"I feel I can empathise with Harambe a lot I too have been shot at whilst molesting kids"
"Boss: Where were you born? Santa : India .. Boss: which part? Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ."
"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage"
"I think one of the toughest parts about growing up is realizing that you don't sweat blue if you drink blue Gatorade."
"Why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can come when the prostitute hands the money to the guy"
"Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: See what happens when you don't pray?'"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."
"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."