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Joke of the Day

"Cooper at the end of Interstellar ""You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."""

"Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger? Because they can't decide what exactly should break there."

"I was promised today would be a new day. This feels suspiciously like a used Wednesday."

"What do you call a bouncer at a gay club? A flamethrower"

"""Say hello to my little friend"" Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are."

"How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips"

"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."

"What do you call an average Mexican? Nacho average guy"

"A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?"