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Joke of the Day
"It was so funny that I forgot to laugh... Said the sarcastic man with dementia."
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"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."
"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"
"Hey boobs, keep up the good work!"
"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist..."
"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."
"What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell? ..... the floor"
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I heard it might be time consuming."
"Do you think horses are negative? They seem like real neigh sayers, and they're always whinnying about everything"