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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"
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"TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s That's why they call it Hungary."
"Plastic Surgery I loaned a friend 5000 to get plastic surgery last week... I'll never get the money back, I dunno what he looks like now."
"I have the body of a 25-year-old girl, a 25-year-old who has recently been eaten by a 40-year-old bear."
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."
"Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton."
"Playing the prequel to Angry Birds where the pigs fuck all the birds' wives."