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Joke of the Day
"You know you've been friendzoned if a girl adds you as her brother on Facebook."
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"Cemetery Which is better: a cemetery or a jewish cemetery? A Jewish one because I only need to dig one hole."
"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"I banged my co-worker... Guess my Dad was right, I am a little shit eater."
"How do married men remember their birthdays? 1 year since their last blowjob."
"I often break into song The keys are so well hidden"
"On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century."
"*ex-Olive Garden server shoveling dirt into a fresh grave* Tell me when."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Horton heres a"" ""Horton heres a who?"" ""lol yh gud movie m8"""
"My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner."