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Joke of the Day
"Raisins are like tiny senior citizens you can eat."
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"Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for."
"Two snowman are in a field. One turns to the other and says ""I don't know about you, but I smell carrots"""
"At the Republican convention they kept telling everyone to stop with the Bush-bashing... Who are they to tell me what I can and can't do in the bedroom!?"
"My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers... ... So, I did. She's 21 and her name is Megan. PS: Even though the joke is in first person, nobody told me to get a penis enlarger."
"Ready for battle, I taunted Monday and spit in its face, but when I woke up from my drunken haze, I realized I'd been yelling at Sunday."
"Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite"""
",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."
"At trial, a Volkswagen engineer is called to the stand to explain why they participated in the 'clean diesel' debacle. He claims he is not guilty. He said he was just following...odors."
"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"