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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for."
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"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"
"I wish I could commute by roller coaster."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art."
"Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me ""for safe keeping""."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So that no one find out he fucks chickens."
"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"
"The ATM told me, ""Not enough funds in account,"" when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account."
"Crazy Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They will kill your dog"
"Coal is like anal sex... The ones calling it clean aren't taking it up the ass."