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Joke of the Day
"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"
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"Dear Evolution, It's a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?"
"I bought a grandfather clock. It's like a regular clock but it keeps telling you that it's lived through three wars."
"Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it"
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."
"I like big NUTS n my pecan pie u other bakers cant deny When a treat comes n with a crust too thin & the crumbs get on my chin It gets FLUNG"
"I miss the things we shared together. Not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool."
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it."
"You know how dolphins rape a lot? They do it on porpoise."
"Before you reply angrily at a tweet, just ask yourself if you'd yell at a retarded kid for screaming irrelevant shit into a megaphone."