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Joke of the Day

"My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers... ... So, I did. She's 21 and her name is Megan. PS: Even though the joke is in first person, nobody told me to get a penis enlarger."

"Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like? May Theforcebewithyou."

"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."

"G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma) PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward) PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward) R: NO grandmas"

"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."

"I loved Star Trek Into Darkness, but I have to admit the movie did have its pros and Khans"

"So hacker group Anonymous declared war on ISIS. Probably the closest ISIS will get to 72 virgins."

"How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but first he has to rewire the entire building."

"I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious, but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper."

"What do you call 717 dead Hajj pilgrims? A good start. My grandfather died making the Hajj; he fell out of a guard tower. Where do Black Muslims go? The back of the stampede!"