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Joke of the Day
"There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat"
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"who said i can't tell the difference between humans and fruit? are you bananas"
"The gardener asked me what I wanted him to do, I told him to water the plants... He points and asks ""water these?"", I said ""nah man, *pointing* WATER THOSE""."
"Why did Ahmed take his clock to school? He wanted to see time fly"
"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."
"I just got back from the proctologist, and she had a very fitting name. Dr. Anna Lee Finger"
"When my kids get older I'm going to discourage them from drinking.This way if I need a liver I can just harvest one of theirs."
"I think the face you make pre-sneeze is the same as when you orgasm."
"If I ever find out that my wife is going to be an octo-mom... I'm octa-gone."
"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"