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Joke of the Day
"who said i can't tell the difference between humans and fruit? are you bananas"
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"My girlfriend said she didn't fart but she's talking out her ass"
"Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell? They weren't invented yet."
"Why yes, I do live under a rock. It's called the moon."
"Why is light beer like sex on the beach? They are both fucking close to water!"
"A man was recently arrested For having sex with a van. You can say he's... vansexual."
"When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell ""Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!"" Respect my privacy."
"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."
"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."
"In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel."