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Joke of the Day
"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."
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"Crocodile breaks into Florida store, steals sports drinks. It was a Gator-raid."
"Autocorrect just changed ""carnie"" to ""catnip"" and now all my friends think I slept with a bunch of catnips last night."
"People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action."
"My Australian friend asked a Kiwi: ""What's a Hindu?"" ""...it lays iggs."""
"My dad walked in on me masturbating... he said, ""quit doing that, you'll go blind""! I said, ""dad, I'm over here""!"
"What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders"
"It just occurred to me Trump's inauguration was cloudy. I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show."
"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"
"There are alot of Hillary signs in my neighborhood... When did she change her last name to 'For Prison'?"