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Joke of the Day
"Why did Ahmed take his clock to school? He wanted to see time fly"
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"If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all ""I still haven't gotten my period."""
"What's long and hard and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"
"Domestic terrorism? Meh... International terrorism? EHMAGARD!!"
"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"
"How many babies does it take to paint a room? Depends how hard you can throw them."
"Wife: oh honey, I didn't marry for money, the guy I fell in love with had an easy smile, a sparkling laugh & big dreams. then I met you."
"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."