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Joke of the Day
"Why did Ahmed take his clock to school? He wanted to see time fly"
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"Are you a Lawyer? ... cause you're giving me the bar"
"I wish people would stop only talking about Jesus and just start acting like him."
"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson, after the autopsy."
"My jokes are like hot chicks... Hard to get, and once you do they're not nearly as good as you thought they'd be."
"Looks like Brenda in Accounting drew on her angry eyebrows today..."
"""To label you ""divine"" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence. ... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"""
"Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off."