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Joke of the Day

"When my kids get older I'm going to discourage them from drinking.This way if I need a liver I can just harvest one of theirs."

"What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso"

"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Samsung But what did Sam sing?!"

"TIL Trampolines were originally called Jumpolines.. ..until your mom jumped on one."

"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."

"How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked? wel-dern"

"I told my wife .. if she ever wanted to try anal sex, I'd be behind her all the way."

"What does a vagina and the Mafia have in comman? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit."

"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality."