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Joke of the Day

"I think the face you make pre-sneeze is the same as when you orgasm."

"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* Oh, this guy is good."

"What do you call a blond woman who dyes her hair brown? Her name, you asshole."

"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."

"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"

"The UK is horrified by even the slightest glaze of snowy weather. I ordered a bowl of Frosted Flakes this morning and they closed the roads."

"What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!"

"Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness? Mack-a-Dameon."

"Anyone under the age of 21 should be legally required to end every sentence with the phrase ""but there's a good chance I'm wrong about that"""

"A national monument to those brave online heroes who were ""First!"" in comments."