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Joke of the Day
"I think the face you make pre-sneeze is the same as when you orgasm."
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"What is it like to eat out an old grandma? Depends."
"An Italian and a black jump out of a tree. Who lands first? The Italian. The black is tied to the tree."
"What did the drifter say to the person he hit ? RIP my E-brake"
"If the TV show 'Cops' has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they always seem to attract trouble."
"A man walks into a bar. Smack."
"[catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened."
"It's funny how my doorbell starts working when I'm expecting a pizza delivery."
"Whats a Floridian hookers favorite drink? Sunny-D"
"Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life."