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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For attention"

"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""

"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."

"How do you say ""bra"" in German? Stopsemfromfloppin"

"Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house."

"Water parks in California are now just regular parks"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never paid money to have a lentil on my face."

"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""

"I've asked a question, ignored the answer and been too ashamed to ask again, way more times than I'd like to admit."

"How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was."