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Joke of the Day

"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."

"A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, ""Why is that, Angus"""

"What is Hitler's least favorite sauce?"

"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans"

"What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? Snowd-en"

"Username walks into a hotel... And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves. I guess you could say, Username checks out."

"I'm taking a 10-hour drive tomorrow and I'm worried about where I'll be pooping. What? No. I don't want to supersize. Aren't you listening?"

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"

"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"