123062

Joke of the Day

"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""

"What does Light Yagami drink at the bar? Tekira!"

"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."

"What's another name for a Dentists? A filling station!"

"I bought crappy music for 5 cents today, but the guy ripped me off. As he ran off, I yelled ""Hey, I want my nickel back!"""

"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."

"I got some good tips on how to spice my roast chicken... I guess you could say it was (_) ( _)>- (_) Sage advice."

"My blood type is coffee."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ..because it was dead"

"banned from the horse lovers facebook page again for unloading a litany of ableist slurs on photo of a shetland pony"