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Joke of the Day
"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""
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"""Hey girl... You a pokemon trainer?"" Because you make my wiggly tuff"
"If women want to be treated as equals to men, we're going to need to start seeing a lot more deadbeat moms and manizers."
"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That's my dog. My dog does that."
"A Texan walked into a bar... The bartender asked, ""You got any ID?"" The Texan said, ""'bout what?"""
"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""
"A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and say, ""One round please."" ""A round of what?"" The bartender asks. ""A round of *applause*!"" They all scream in unison."
"My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you're finally a man"
"Beyonce should have her own trampoline company."
"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."