201419

Joke of the Day

"Naughty Boy Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly one of the boys stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"

"My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration. It was a jerk move."

"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !"

"I saw on the news that when snorted, nutmeg becomes a mild hallucinogen. So I'm going to work today 'megged the fuck outta my mind."

"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"

"Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender."

"There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike."

"What is the deadliest bear? Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out."

"99 cent stores must've had some pretty nice shit in 1921"