201419

Joke of the Day

"Naughty Boy Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly one of the boys stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"

"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."

"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"

"What's the difference between ""choice"" and ""choose?"" ""Choice"" is your ability to make decisions, ""choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"You go for a run then post your route to Facebook. I dig a hole on that route then cover it with sticks and leaves. We both get exercise."

"What do you call a statue of a ballsack? A scrotum totem"

"Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice. Anything to pass the time."

"I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says ""Text Me"""

"I hope when you get to heaven, they give you a photo album with all the pictures you're in the background of."

"Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race."