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Joke of the Day

"How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was."

"What word begins with ""N"" and ends in ""R"" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy? Neighbor."

"Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night."

"Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead."

"What did the shoes say to the pants? SUP, BRITCHES!"

"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex ... Probably with the other sock."

"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"What's the definition of a mere myth? A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg"

"Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks."

"A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away."