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Joke of the Day

"Best anti joke ever Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? A:........."

"What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo? Starchy and Husk"

"What did the little black boy get for Christmas? My bike"

"what's invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts"

"Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose."

"Lawyer: As My Lord knows,... Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel. Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know..."

"Tug boats hate when their mom comes in their room without knocking."

"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."

"Listen auto-correct, I've never tweeted about a duck. But I've tweeted the word fuck over 2648 times. Smart phone my ass."

"I love how, in the year 2010, TV news channels still use a background graphic of a reel-to-reel tape player when they play 911 recordings."