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Joke of the Day
"What did the little black boy get for Christmas? My bike"
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"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Aaaurrrraaaaggghh!"
"""This website requires Java"" *gets cup of coffee* ""This website requires Java"" *looks at coffee* *throws coffee at monitor*"
"Was told to turn on the water hose I was told to turn on the water hose. Responded ""I don't know anything about mermaid sexuality"""
"""Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy."""
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"
"Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied ""Well... I could have been black""."
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"(Don't let her know you can't read) Yes I'll have this *points to menu* -So you want the gratuity of 15% added to parties of 8 or more? Shit"
"Rant ""What do we want!?"" ""No daylight savings!"" ""When do we want it!?"" ""An hour ago!!!"""