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Joke of the Day

"I love how, in the year 2010, TV news channels still use a background graphic of a reel-to-reel tape player when they play 911 recordings."

"The waiter asked if I wanted any salt for my steak... I told him to pepper my angus ;)"

"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? See you next month."

"I have eight words to say to you...."

"Hellen Keller list!!"

"Hi, I'm black and I really can't stand it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. They say old habits die hard, but some habits never die.. Like the white men leaving us hanging"

"Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines? Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)"

"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? [X-post from /r/SacrilegiousHumor] Church"

"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? Well, its making headlines."

"What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window."