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Joke of the Day
"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."
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"Did you hear about the chickpea freedom fighters? They call themselves Hummas."
"I'm thinking of going on a cleanse just not sure which race to start with"
"What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims? Their knees! Please comment ""No"""
"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."
"What do you call an overweight homosexual? Jigglypuff."
"An electrician beat himself with live wires His wife called the police He was charged with battery."
"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""
"Him: I'll pay for dinner. Me: I want to pay. Him: I'll feel better if you let me pay. Me: Well, if your health is involved, go ahead..."
"one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere"