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Joke of the Day

"Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose."

"What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin"

"I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time."

"Why aren't Jewish Youtube celebrities's work viewed at night? Because they're stars-of-day-vids."

"Don't touch my twat my itchy twitchy twat .... Miley Cyrus. Ba dum tish"

"JEllo hooker? What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out"

"I'm at the age where ""pop, lock, and drop"" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves"

"Wife: ""I look fat. Tell me something to make me feel better."" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious"

"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired."