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Joke of the Day
"How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight."
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"Found my son and his GF naked in his room, Sex-ED is so advanced. Now, they also give homework!"
"Net flips and krill? - killer whale text"
"My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable"
"After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die."
"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."
"A pirate decided he wanted to retire He sold all his gold on eBay."
"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society!"
"They told me I had to move to Northern Canada. I said I want none of it."
"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"