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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !"
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"Q: What did the sink say to the water faucet? A: You're a real drip."
"ow do you organize a space party? you planet"
"What is a vampires favorite drink? ."
"BLACK WIDOW: help I think my husband is dead 911: did u murder him? BLACK WIDOW: uh 911: ma'am BLACK WIDOW: *quietly hangs up the phone*"
"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."
"What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life"
"I walked into a bar and some chick tried to pick me up I said ""Put me down, you are going to hurt yourself."""
"Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted."
"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"