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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !"

"Huz and kids want to go to waffle house for breakfast but I didn't even remember to pack our bullet proof vests."

"What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer? One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer."

"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"

"Scientists have discovered a drug that can increase a woman's libido 100%. yeah. Its called jewelry."

"How many ""friendzoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped But it seems that's exactly what's happened :("

"Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool."

"""You a cop?"" UNDERCOVER COP: No. ""So you wouldn't mind if I ... threw these donuts away?"" UC: *sweats profusely*"

"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"