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Joke of the Day

"Your mother is a head turner By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit"

"What turns a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."

"I went to a chyropracter today Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected."

"Doctor, doctor, what can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar... I find that very hard to believe!"

"When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin."

"What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm? A Thundeer"

"Today, I saw a black guy wave to an Asian from across the street. It gives me hope for the future... Rush Hour 4!"

"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock Who's there The chicken"

"Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble."

"What did the digital clock say to it's Mother? ""Look Ma, no hands!"""