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Joke of the Day

"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."

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"A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, ""I'll have a burger and.... a coke."" The waitress says, ""Okay. But, why the long pause?"" The bear says, ""I don't know. I was born with them."""
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"I just hope people who say ""Jesus is my co-pilot"" realize he's a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator."
"My friend who works at the movie theater died yesterday... Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45"
"10 Money Saving Tips (Joke) http://travelmediacafe.com/2014/11/18/10-money-saving-tips/"
"What's the hottest hotel in Vegas? The Cosmopolitan"
"TERRIBLE INVENTION PITCH: decaf Red Bull"
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own."
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