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Joke of the Day

"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."

"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"

"difference between laugh and sex Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Kid: Sex Teacher: How dare you! And why is that? Kid: Because, laughing haha and sex is ahah"

"My doctor recently told me that I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing."

"If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America."

"Her lips said no, but her eyes said... read my lips"

"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."

"I saw a BMW driver using their turning signal! But then I woke up from my dream."

"My grandmother reads obituary column in the newspaper everyday. It is pretty much like searching for your childhood friends on Facebook."