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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying your new girlfriends a whore but.. The Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen"

"My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess. So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French."

"Internet Explorer is the best browser... to download another browser."

"Does anyone smell that up dog?"

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop says ""can I take your bags?"" ""No,"" she answers, ""I'm traveling light."" *(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*"

"Wife: the library called about an overdue book *eye my copy of Outlandish Excuses for Everyday Life* ""Tell them I died in the moon wars"""

"I love Kit Kats the most whenever there aren't three other people around."

"What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh"

"[begin metajoke] What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender? No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. [end metajoke]"

"What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut"