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Joke of the Day

"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."

"LAWYER: [whispers] i did the murder [loudly] read that back? STENOGRAPHER: ""I Did The Murder."" JUDGE: omg the stenographer just confessed"

"When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau..."

"In Soviet Russia... ...bar raise you!"

"""Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."" ""Hmm, I can't really think of any."" The pig replied."

"What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? ""Am I exhausted!"""

"My wife and i lost 150 pounds combined! Shes much prettier without those other 149 weighing her down"

"employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao"

"I know a joke... that's so dark the police almost shot it."

"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."