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Joke of the Day

"I love Kit Kats the most whenever there aren't three other people around."

"Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents."

"What is the opposite of progress? Congress"

"What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise."

"I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !"

"What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time? Snow Storms"

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy."

"What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island? Malaise-ia"

"A dentist recently had to pull some teeth The pain was bad enough, but when they told me I would have to drink directly from the glass for a whole day, that was the last straw."