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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone smell that up dog?"
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"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""
"Why do people live soda? Because it's sodalicious."
"I'm always there for my friends when I need them."
"I've been thinking about Oscar Pistorious's case... I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."
"What do you call a gay town in New Mexico? Albuqueerque."
"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"
"A joke I made up from The Revenant Why did Glass gut the horse? He just wanted to fit in."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."
"[Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!"