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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop says ""can I take your bags?"" ""No,"" she answers, ""I'm traveling light."" *(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*"

"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."

"Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people."

"Don't ever talk to me in an elevator. It will just be uncomfortable. I don't want to be put in that position. With my hand over your mouth."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care"

"Babe, does this mole look suspicious to you? *Points at mole wearing sunglasses and a raincoat*"

"Why is the stick attached to the roof? Because it is sticky."

"Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there."

"What do you call a man with a small penis? Justin"

"Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese don't like Tibet..."