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Joke of the Day
"What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh"
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"Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Huge tits."
"David Cameron sends Alex Salmond a text following the Scottish vote... David: ""Hi mate just checking in, u k?"""
"What do you call an overweight Mexican? A MAXican"
"guy at seaworld: ""it's a cross between an eel and a shark, we're asking everyone to pick a name for him"" wife: ""steve"" me: ""sharkeel o'neal"""
"What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination? Too soon?"
"In Russia they don't have Netflix, they have Njetflix."
"School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian."
"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers."
"Hot Dads in ur Area Are Disappointed in ur Browser History Especially the One ur Watching Right Now With Midgets Dressed Like Dinosaurs"