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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's? A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?"

"[NSFW] what do you call a Uk police woman with a shaved pussy? Cuntstubble"

"Why won't you ever see an American slav squatting? Because his spurs will get stuck up his asshole!"

"What is a castrated male's favorite operating system? Unix."

"friend: let's meet up soon me: *in the crow's nest of a ship docking outside your house* when though"

"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"

"Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work."

"Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends."

"What is afraid of pussy? Mice, what else?"

"A quick joke... Yesterday I went drinking with the Russians. I almost died. Today I went drinking with some Serbians. I wish I had died yesterday... :D"