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Joke of the Day
"Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I live across the street from a KFC."
"Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides? Cowboys can sit three abreast in the front seat of a pickup truck that way."
"the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets."
"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."
"How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Check their jeans."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and kept in the freezer."
"""WHOM WHOM WHOM""-owl that never gets invited to parties"
"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."