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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work."
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"What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog."
"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."
"Islam gives Women EQUAL Rights!"
"Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae"
"If I could go back in time and talk to my ten year old self My parents probably would've put a restraining order on me."
"Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they're absolutely right because smart men don't get married."
"What's a stoners favorite word? Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)"
"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
"I'm gonna be honest with you... Particle accelerators give me a hadron."