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Joke of the Day
"What is a castrated male's favorite operating system? Unix."
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"In park people come across man playing chess with dog They are of surprise and say ""What clever dog!"" But man say: ""No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"""
"Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing"
"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."
"Never marry a girl whose mother's name is Hope.... because 'Hope' never dies."
"What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !"
"I thought a drone was the sound women make when you're trying to watch the game?"
"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."
"My friend keeps saying, ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."" I know he means well."
"[First Date] Me: ""I'm sorry. It's just that I've been burned before."" *Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit *Closes visor"