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Joke of the Day

"Why won't you ever see an American slav squatting? Because his spurs will get stuck up his asshole!"

"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"

"I had a Mayweather joke, but it ran away from me."

"Why should you never race with a guy from Finland? Because they're already Finnish before the race even began"

"The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder."

"My friend William joined the army He is uncomfortable with the phrase ""Fire at Will"""

"I believe when you die you become a slab of meat... I call it rein-carne-tion."

"Why is the bicycle unable to stay up? Because it is two-tired!!!!"

"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."

"There are two things that never work Month old condoms and voting for a third party. (That being said, I'm fucking terrified)"