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Joke of the Day
"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"
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"What did M. Night Shyamalan say about a duck's penis? What a twist."
"If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat."
"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"
"If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]"
"I've just bought that new Lynx deodorant breadcrumb edition. The birds can't get enough of me!"
"What do you call an old snowman? Water."
"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."
"What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model"
"To screw in a light bulb, how many Yodas does it take?"