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Joke of the Day

"I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares"

"What's a priest's favorite X-men? A-Men."

"I find the best way to deal with death is not to be the person who is dead."

"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"

"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"

"Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with."

"I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems. Please Upvote for visibility."

"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."

"I'm not a lucky man I once gambled on a couch and won a baby"

"If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them."