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Joke of the Day

"If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them."

"So I was peeing in the pool yesterday. The lifeguard hollered so loud, I almost fell in!"

"What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas? Sigh-lent night"

"What's the difference between a doe and dope? One's gotta pee."

"Why is sex like Tetris? It's all about fitting the long piece in just right..."

"Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish."

"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"

"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear? Camembert!"

"1) put away your phone. 2 isn't that better? 3) take out your phone again. 4) isn't that better?"

"Something is fishy do crabs think fish are flying?"