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Joke of the Day
"Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with."
Next Joke
"One day a wife complained ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied ""The darn clock always was slow."""
"You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell ""ITS A TRAP"" and run in a random direction"
"Never trust a woman who doesn't b*tch about everything."
"How does a black woman know that she's pregnant? The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)"
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side"
"Ever heard of jenkem? It's the shit!"
"Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention? Because he was spaced out."
"Pants? You mean Leg Prisons?"
"I don't know what it is, but there is something strangely sexy about the way my grandad gets down doggystyle so I can wipe him. nevermind."