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Joke of the Day

"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."

"Well thank you auto correct for changing ""I wish you were here"" to ""I wish you were her"". I didn't wanna have sex anyways."

"I learned what 'bukake' was last week... ...and boy, was my face white!"

"The most attractive thing about you is your gravity."

"You say, ""I think we should see other people"" like I haven't been doing so ever since we started dating."

"My sister read '50 Shades of Grey' and relayed some of its explicit content. I pretended to think those things are shocking, too."

"What's a lesbian's favorite meal to cook? Nothing. Lesbians don't cook. They eat out."

"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook."

"How do you annoy people on Reddit? [removed]"

"Who won the first Tour de France? The Panzer SS 1st Division"