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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"
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"I had a heated argument with my wife last night... Apparently leaving the water heater on got me in hot water."
"What did the impatient cow say at the stampede? MOOOOOOVE !"
"What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common? They have access to arms."
"What does God call his nose? God knows."
"How to rid yourself of geeks [**star wars spoilers**] thats how"
"Plastic surgeons don't get along with me. But they bring out the breast in my wife."
"*knock at the door* ""H...hello?"" ""Hi, i'm not a mouse"" ""Phew, that's good because im a large block of cheese, lemme just open thARGGGHHHHHHH"
"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"
"Me: I need to sleep Ambien: do worms have buttholes? You should text your boss"