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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"

"I am racist. fuck NASCAR."

"My friend is afraid of fruit. So I told him to grow a pear."

"Purse dogs... I've heard they're pretty clutch."

"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"

"My Grandad had a pet shop. Which was a stupid thing to have as a pet."

"I heard a joke about corn the other day. It was amaizeing"

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."

"What do you call your creepy Jewish neighbor? Diddler on the roof."

"Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from? I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez."