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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a necrophiliac cumshot [Dirty (obviously)] Ice Cream"
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"The worktops in my kitchen were put in by a professional counter-fitter... Turns out they were fake."
"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"
"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."
"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"
"Everyone wants a white Christmas... but all Christmases matter!!!"
"""We are the 1%!"" - People on MySpace"
"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? There's no rest for the wicked."
"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl in the 1940s? With a dustpan."