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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"

"I hated the new X-men movie. Professor X was so lame."

"[Enter restaurant] WIFE: See if you can get us a table ME: Ok [1 minute later] ME: [sprinting towards wife, carrying table] START THE CAR"

"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."

"In hell, your socks are always wet"

"one of my friends told me she's pregnant 10 weeks and 9 days pregnant."

"My aunt Marge.. My aunt Marge has been ill for so long I've started thinking, ""I can't believe she's not better.."""

"Why are Austalian grocery stores the best? Because of their Koala Tea"

"What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay."

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Kevin"""