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Joke of the Day

"Everyone wants a white Christmas... but all Christmases matter!!!"

"What do you call a cow with 2 legs. YOUR MOM!"

"What was the best time in history for the Italians? The Marin-era"

"Megaman is such a hard game! I've beaten Ice Man & Fire man but this guy just shoots me before I can even move. How do I beat Zimmer Man?"

"Despite being brought up as a catholic, I was never molested when I was younger... ...yeah, I was a pretty ugly child."

"A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, ""I'm a vegan!"""

"I hate being bipolar... It's great!"

"Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair she's not a ""clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend"" through various voicemails and texts at 3 AM"

"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."

"A Priest walks in to a hotel to check in... And he asks the clerk at the front desk, ""Is the pornography disabled in my room?"" The clerk responds, ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck!"""